whitey and the all nude revue

May 30, 2006
Posted in: Life in Crazy Town
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last night sure was an adventure!! my friend's husband has left her….doesn't the jerk realize marriage takes work?? anyways, another story for another day! she wanted to get out and do something waaay out of the ordinary and something she had never done before. i'm always up for an adventure and we always have fun no matter where we are. she wanted to go to a strip club…uuuuhhh, ok. 'hey Kevin, make sure i wear my wedding ring'. well, after 45 minutes of searching, we found the place. the parking lot was empty….aaahhh crap, closed for Memorial Day. the one time we had the balls to go to a strip club. as we were pulling out a guy drives up and Miss outgoing rolls her window down 'hey, it's closed today'. whitey comes over and bends down to talk to us thru the window while blowing smoke from his cig in the window….wow, how hot..hahahaha. well, after a pregnant pause and a simple conversation, we said bye and left…he sooo wanted to hit on us, but no thanks whitey! so we went driving downtown to find something. again, Miss outgoing kept yelling out the window to people on the street to see if knew anywhere that would be fun tonight. we ended seeing a strip club (only women of course. male clubs are few and far between). we park in a garage and walk over there. the sign says 'all nude revue' yikes!! i was sooo chickening out. she walks in, comes back out, and says 'wow, there was a totally nude woman shakin her thing on the stage with men whistling' yeeaaah, no thanks!! i don't wanna see some women shakin her thang for horney men to get excited over! after walking around for a little while, we ended up at the Greek Cuisina. the one place she really didn't wanna go to…crazy huh? we had some drinks and food then they got all set up and started the turn tables. i was just starting to really get into it, then we left. i didn't wanna get home to late cuz Kevin was working today and i didn't wanna be exhausted taking care of the kids. we are still determined to go to the strip club. we both have never been and thought it would be a fun, new experience. it was quite a night!! see, i told u we always have fun no matter where we go! of course half way thru the eveing i realized Kevin didn't remind me to put on me ring…….

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