The Search for Mother

Aug 28, 2008
Posted in: My Brain's Ramblings
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In my teenage years if you asked me what i want to be when i “grow up” (wasn’t it a little to late? didn’t i already have to grow up? i’m digressing, sorry!), most of those years i said a pyscologist.   i enjoy getting inside people’s head and figuring out why they do what they do (i bet if i know you, unbeknown to you, you have been a subject of scrutiny for me).  It isn’t about mind games, it’s about knowing the motive behind why you talk incessantly or why you just rolled your eyes at me.  Most times, i get it.  Sometimes, i leave shaking my head.

Right now, i am shaking my head and asking “What the hell??”  As a loyal OSI Rock Star follower, i know the key to being found on the wide world of the internet, is keywords.  This happens to be my last step to getting this blog rolling.  i type in mother and to my surprise what pops out?  Not, i love my mother, or mother tattoos.  Nothing warm fuzzy like that.  Out pops, “mother seduces son” which has 7,191 searches a day (the top search for mother).  How about “mother sucks son” 3,482 searches a day. HUH??!!  Are you searching for “mother daughter f***”?  Apparently 2,169 people are a day (69 duuude).  The topper, perhaps the best (or shall i say worst) “mother masturbating son” which is searched for 1,689 times a day.  WHAT??!!  Those are the top searches with the word mother!

Goes to show how many loony, nasty people occupy space on this earth.  Geeesshh!

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